…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this
Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
Breeder Amy Green laughs as her 3-year-old Samoyed, Bogey, who sleeps with his tongue out during grooming.
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
please just watch this
"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.
Real satellite imagery from NASA
We are killing out planet.
That’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.
no thats our dying planet have some respect
This is perfection.
FUCK THIS SENSATION
it feels exactly how it looks too lol
when you have that one friend you wanna see naked but cant because FRIEND
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck