NO BUTTS ABOUT IT OMGREADMENOW
Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me
ruinedchildhood:

but you playin.

ruinedchildhood:

but you playin.

ruinedchildhood:

This could be us..

ruinedchildhood:

This could be us..

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

officialunitedstates:

been carrying around this sack of bees ever since my grandmother told me beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.  to be honest sometimes I wish she had never told me this information

vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

babygoatsandfriends:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

happyperson023:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

what do you guys think he is saying?

I think MEEEHHHH

I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?

In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!

babygoatsandfriends:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

happyperson023:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

what do you guys think he is saying?

I think MEEEHHHH

I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?

In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

iwishihadafather:

every school has that gay kid in it that thinks that everyone hates them because they’re gay but everyone actually hates them because they’re a fuckin douche

julialost:

they keep asking but the anwser quite simple actually

thebattlingbardofvalyria:

jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

I am so happy someone took the job to figure that out

thebattlingbardofvalyria:

jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

I am so happy someone took the job to figure that out