NO BUTTS ABOUT IT OMGREADMENOW

vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

babygoatsandfriends:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

happyperson023:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

what do you guys think he is saying?

I think MEEEHHHH

I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?

In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!

babygoatsandfriends:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

happyperson023:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

what do you guys think he is saying?

I think MEEEHHHH

I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?

In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

iwishihadafather:

every school has that gay kid in it that thinks that everyone hates them because they’re gay but everyone actually hates them because they’re a fuckin douche

julialost:

they keep asking but the anwser quite simple actually

thebattlingbardofvalyria:

jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

I am so happy someone took the job to figure that out

thebattlingbardofvalyria:

jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

I am so happy someone took the job to figure that out

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE CRAP

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

REBELLION”

thenumbing:

ivoryscales:

vejiicakes:

LOOKIT THE TINY FLUFF IT PECKS AT THE KITTY’S WHISKERS BEFORE BURROWING UNDER ITS FACE I AUGH OH NO

peep peep

ADORALE

thenumbing:

ivoryscales:

vejiicakes:

LOOKIT THE TINY FLUFF IT PECKS AT THE KITTY’S WHISKERS BEFORE BURROWING UNDER ITS FACE I AUGH OH NO

peep peep

ADORALE

lovelynobody00:

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

image

its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

the southern isles send their regards

tardis-mind-palace:

ineffablyserpentine:

my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her

like they stole a street sign 

that said the street name

they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school

and all 100 kids were like stealing signs

my english teacher was the head of a crime ring

I bet the principal didn’t want to believe it…

even though all the signs were there